CODENAME: SKILLET
HEIGHT: 5’ 11’’
WEIGHT: 165
GABE HAS A SUPER POWER: THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH BORING PEOPLE.
WITH THE HELP OF DR. STRANGEFREUND AND HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT HE DEVELOPED A MINIATURE VERSION OF HIMSELF.
THE LITTLE UNIT WAS BORN WITH THE MUTANT ABILITY TO GET KICKED OUT OF PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITIES.
HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH, NOW WATCH AS THE ARTIST DOES A STRIP TEASE WITH HIS OWN LIFE-STORY. LOOK NO FURTHER TRUE BELIEVERS–IT IS HERE THAT YOU CAN WITNESS THE FIRST COMING OF THE SECOND BANANA!!
LOT’S OF POETRY, MUSIC, ART, ETC…FOR THE THIRSTY MIND–IF YOU DARE!
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